[Sidders]

I can't help it Gaspode. Surely you know that.

[dizzy fluff]

* are useful.... so why tar with same brush?

[Uglybob]

Anoushka is gone

One personality gone
Three Non Entities Survive

Mr Terry Christian
Mr Dullard
Mr Fails Tasks

[Nablo.]

I’m glad Jon is still there he isn’t dull he’s hilarious. Listening and watching the house mates reactions to the things he says and does is hilarious. In that lies sheer entertainment watching him as he hasn’t got a clue that he’s being a prat.

[Uglybob]

ok you can have jon stay

but please get rid of that twat federico, hes so smug.

[coct]

that is because he is hot. He's not as hot as scott though, I dig the smacked up look.

[Nablo.]

Here's hoping the lying smug git Federico is up next week so we can boot his ass out of there. As what exactly has he done thats entertaining.

[Jonny Hoare]

mince out of the door fed

[Uglybob]

im making sure i cast a vote this week and hopefully i can get that git federico out.

[coct]

you need to chilll, its tv

[Uglybob]

But Jon's wishes at least were about to be realised. As 50 Cent's In Da Club blared out, Sissy and Steph got down on the dancefloor, gyrating against each other.

"Hot lesbian action," he smirked. With another two hours left in there and Scott already attempting to break-dance, how will it all end?

(jon watches wrestling too it seems from that line)

[Mr Dion]

Hes from Orkney I think. He does sound irish though

sounds irish?? i dont no what irish people you have been listening to, but he certainly doesnt sound irish

to be fair mate I havent seen big brother since friday night and a lot of people said he sounded irish then

oh, my mistake, a lot of people said it....well then he must sound irish. what would i no, being from ireland and all?

[Adam]

NUSH LANDS PLAYBOY DEAL

Big Brother's Nush has been offered her own show - presenting a tantric yoga series for Playboy TV.

The 23-year-old blonde's daily contortions have caught the eye of the channel's bosses.


They want to sign her up in a £100,000 deal as soon as she leaves the Big Brother house - regardless of whether she wins.

In the proposed half-hour show, she would demonstrate a series of tantric yoga exercises designed to improve sexual performance and stamina.

"Nush is the perfect candidate to be a star of a Playboy TV series," said the channel's marketing director Richard Gale.

"She seems extremely confident in the house and her elegant poise, well educated manner and near perfect body make her the epitome of the English rose."

Nush is currently third favourite to win Big Brother, behind Ray and new favourite Scott, according to bookmaker William Hill.

[Adam]

baby boy for jade.

[kendra k]

did it resemble a hoover?

is anouska really that fit? droopy boobs and all.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i still would. i think shes very attractive if she would shut the f*ck up,

[Adam]

is this anouska ur talking about? i just had a vision of you shaggin jade for a sec

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

as you dont know what i look like bit of a sh*te vision. yes it was anoushka.

[Mr Dion]

get rid of Justine

[Nablo.]

She is favourite to go but don't let that stop you from voting her out.

[timb]

listen very carefully and you may be able to hear the sound of me laughing my ass off at federiko being the most useless POS ever.

[Mr Dion]

if they had to fail the task, im glad it was him that caused the failure. he knew as soon as he came out that he had got it wrong.
ray was funny as * when they were told they had failed!

[Minnie the Minx]

I want Federico to tell them he failed. I wanna see everyone feed him to the chickens.

[Adam]

its getting better now!

[Uglybob]

now that 2 females are out, if i was a male in the house, id start plotting and vote 2 females out every week. sissy and tania every week though