[Morals]

I'm 25, think Eddie's slightly older if memory serves (although it might be a bit hazy, getting old y'see....

[Jonny Hoare]

morals ois the daddy

[coct]

back in my day we wore muff wigs and bathed once every 3 years.

i am dead

[Jonny Hoare]

we had scrape coal outta fingernails fer't ' fire

[MK Chris]

I don't think you people remember right. I reckon you're all liars or you have forgotten, I was a right little shit, but maybe that's just me.

We have a "community publication" called the Scan, which goes round five local villages including mine, we used to play "who can get in the Scan this month."

Nicking old people's hats, cherry knocking, looking at porn in the woods... being a kid was great.

[Jonny Hoare]

gettttttttttttt by withhhhhhhhh a little help from my frirrrrrrrrrrrrrrieeeends

the topher years with fred savage

[dizzy fluff]

I thought you were meant to feel as young as what/who u feel!!!.......

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

listening to you lot makes me feel better. i still feel old but i realise there are actually some people who are bigger tw*ts than me.

[kendra k]

i'm the biggest tw*t of all, ask loz.

and i'm not old. i'm not even 21 yet!

[Eddie]

I'm 25, think Eddie's slightly older if memory serves (although it might be a bit hazy, getting old y'see....

No, Afraid not, you're older. I'm only 22, although I'll be 23 in a couple of months.........get saving!

[Lawrie]

im 19 and im in a building with 11 years old runnig around every where..thank god i have only a month or so left!!

[Mr Dion]

theres a cheeky wee year 9 at our school, hes a bad wee bastard...will end up in jail no doubt...but neway...

he was always givin chek to the upper sixths, so on our last day he was taken out to the front of the school, stripped to his boxers and tied to St. Patrick. good enuff for the wee bastard

[Mcqueen_]

im 19 and im in a building with 11 years old runnig around every where..thank god i have only a month or so left!!
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Thank God for that line...

[Funky Drummer]

someone in our third year who was always a dick to us got completely messed with on our muck-up day! we had people chasing him with flour, water and eggs - about 98% of sixth year were out there after him!

He once told a really fat girl in his year to "bend over and take it like a cow" (he's a bit of a farmer).

[Sam]

Christ I wish we could get away with torturing them like that. Cept we're not allowed, we have to put up with their cheek because we have to 'set an example' and we are 'older and maturer than them'. Yeah, Right.

I had to go to another school a few weeks ago for a presentation. Me and Charl were walking along the other 6 formers from our school doing Young Enterprise and we heard a little year 7/8 kid say "What are all these 20 year olds doing here?" Made my day.

[Funky Drummer]

ah, we were a really good year, its just cos it was our last day and since wed been the best sixth year in ages...we also wanted to be the WORST sixth year in ages!

[Sidders]

We had this bad kid at our school who always got away with loads of shit because it would spoil is future prospects as a professional footballer if he got into trouble. He now plays for Leicester City. He doesn't normally make the first team but he was brought on as a sub a few times last season.

By the way Eddie is exactly a year and a day older than me. Slightly worrying

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

why is that worrying at all?

[MK Chris]

Because he's only a year older than him and Sidla is still in denial that he acts (or should I say posts) like he is old

[Sidders]

Because he's only a year older than him and Sidla is still in denial that he acts (or should I say posts) like he is old

I deny that I'm old or I deny that Eddie's old?

I don't really know why it's worrying actually.

[a_girl_from_mars]

I think everyone does that as they move up school. "Bloody cheeky bastards, I wouldn't have said that to a sixth former when I was in year 7."

The number of times the year 11s say that in my school is unbelievable. Kids are getting more cheeky though, they have no respect.