[Sidders]

Whatever, I still found it funny.

[Mcqueen_]

Can i throw a spanner in to the works and say i think they are both crap..

[Sidders]

I've never had a problem with IE TBH.

[Jonny Hoare]

dizzy's pic was pornagraphic howeve r i found adam's face offensive

[Adam]

say what you see.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

is the one on the right saying "bloody hell you look like tony blair"

[Matt]

There's a new virus currently in circulation called the 'F**k you' virus. If you recieve an email called 'Hey babe!' DO NOT open it. The email will unleash a virus which will instantly lock the keyboard and mouse and format your hard drive. The PC will then power off and the virus will fuse the power on button. You'll have to fork out about £50 to get the thing repaired. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

HAHAHAHA!!

Sorry, but that's the daftest thing I've ever heard! A virus that fuses the power on button.

1) There's no such virus in the Symantec Encyclopedia.
2) How exactly would a virus "fuse" a "power on button"?

[Sidders]

I wondered how long it would take for someone to comment on that. Needless to say I made it up.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

its not needless because you are thick enough. i know nothing at all bout computers for all i know it was possible. geeks joke found funny by geeks i feel.

[Lew]

and i thought i was a geek, but i didnt find that funny at all

[Sidders]

its not needless because you are thick enough. i know nothing at all bout computers for all i know it was possible. geeks joke found funny by geeks i feel.

I'm not thick enough to believe that! If you believed that, you're a lot stupider than I thought you were.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

yes but you dont realise how stupid you are thus you over estimate my intelligence.

[Sidders]

You must be stupider than me because I realised that a virus was not capable of doing such things and you fell for it.

[Lew]

yeh he fell for it so bad he got an e-mail with 'hey babe' as the subject title and packed his pants and fled the country....

[Bridgie]

i thoguht it was funny but only because the way sidla posted it, it sounded like he believed it could actually happen.

i received an email the other day saying it was an irish virus and could i please delete my files manually for them. something along those lines anyway

[Sidders]

i thoguht it was funny but only because the way sidla posted it, it sounded like he believed it could actually happen.

I may sound stupid at times, but do you really think I'd be doing a computer degree if I really believed viruses were capable of such things?

i received an email the other day saying it was an irish virus and could i please delete my files manually for them. something along those lines anyway

Lol I like that! Can you forward it to me?

[Mcqueen_]

So it wasnt a virus? Can you send me the email again then Sidla, I deleted it thinkin it was a viurs 'cos the title was 'Hey babe!'

[Bridgie]

lol, sidla what are you hiding

[Sidders]

[Bridgie]

Lol I like that! Can you forward it to me?

done

[Jonny Hoare]

or the girlfriend virus, where it can do similar kinda of damage to your floppy

[Adam]

So have you been downloaded by a virus from your girlfriend, then jonny?

[Jonny Hoare]

nah its similar to affair which costly and can do more damage

[Adam]

similar damage to your floppy, u say? what with a bread knife? - after she reads this...

[kendra k]

you boys and your premiscuous emailing. you get what you deserve!