[stevotrash]

Does anyone have a version of the old style albino ferrets? Red eyes at 24 bit colour would be fine.

[Stickyspanner]

It all depends what grain ratio you want - the new style albino ferret - what I have is on about 128 grains per second, but the old style albino ferret, which is what you want, is only about 96 grains per second.<P>I suppose I could convert it to a higher grain rate using Wheatamp, and then reencode it to 128 grains per second using "Bread Stick Pro".<P>let me know what you wanna do

[stevotrash]

that would be great sticky. I don't think an albino ferret at 96 grains per second is going to be much of a fighter when i burn him onto my ferret mould.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I had an old style albino ferret but it died when i used it in "Ferret down your trousers 3 - The Ferrets Revenge" (including special 'sharon stone in basic instinct' hidden level).  It was going in for the kill when a nasty leg shutting incident destoyed its career.

[????!!!!]

I've been told that i have to reply to this topic be the trash but i have no idea what you are talking about.

[stevotrash]

i've just downloaded a long hair old style albino ferret at an incredible 256 grains per minute. I'll upload it in some cage space at some time. I'll use wheel zip to condense him as hes a plump little fella and will take forever to squeeze through the telephone line.

[the_dr]

My friend has an Advanced Seed Dispenser (Large) or ADSL for short. On it he can produce wheat in real time. He then burns it in a CD-WRF (Cogealed Diagnoistic Wheat Reheating Furnace). Personally I prefer 192 grains per second, but 128 is passable. I've heard Wheatgrabber is a good machine for producing them there wheat-grains.<P>the_dr

[Guest]

There could be 1 of 3 things going on here:<br> <br>1)These people are alot smarter than I thought.<P>2)Everyones gone mad<P>3)(most likely)They're taking the pi$$.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i think number 3

[the_dr]

Probably all 3.

[winker]

Can I just add that my ferret's breath smells of ferret mulch.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

my cats breath smells of cat food  :)

[Stickyspanner]

Sam - number 3 is quite correct<P>I started this on my "emails" thread<P>Steveo and I carried it on in a new thread, and there are a few postings in other ones referring to it.<P>BTW - why the hell wont u reply to my messages! put your phone on!!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

im smarter than i think i am.  Im also mad.  But i deny any allegations of pi$$ theft.