[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Sharon Osbourse... Death with lipstick and busteds wardrobe.
One of them G4... Jon Stead
Kate Thornton... The Mummy
Louie Walsh... Orville
that fella that helps sharon osbourne that was on the salon.... a weasel
that other fella that helps sharon osbourne with the beard... catweasel
Simon Cowell.. Pierce Brosnan (in 15 years)
Voices with soul... destinys child (in 50 years)
Cassie... Lassie
Tabby... a gypsy
that random fella.... a random fella.
the headcase woman... mel b off bo selecta
another one of them G4... sidla
the whole x factor programme... popstars / pop idol

[Sidders]

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